A Website For Those Who Believe
We Are Luna's Chosen

 

This is a website for those who have formed a spiritual connection with the Moon and Him and recognize that we have been selected to preform miracles and bring enlightenment into this world. She has chosen us - and only us - to survive the upcoming apocolypse because we have honored Her and devoted ourselves to Her. As we work to enforce Her will, we grow together as a family and serve the greater good. We are the Moon's Children. If you have found your way here it is not by chance, you are at home here. You belong here with us. And while you may be caught off-guard, I think right now you can feel something inside you agreeing with me. Listen to your soul, get in touch with yourself, your soul knows this and we can show you how.

All Moon's Children have been gifted spiritually, and thus we are more astrally attuned to things normal humans may not be. A normal human's chi energy is typically so small that they may not notice it their entire life. Whereas we can preform miracles and ascend our fleshy prisons with ours. If you are visiting, you have come here for a reason, even if that reason may not be known to you. You have been chosen by Her. You have this amazing chi potential, this amazing spirit energy, locked within you. We can help you unlock it, we can help you become Enlightened. Please, take a look around our new website and get to know some of our members and contact us on the About page. We will set up a meeting that will change the rest of your life.

If you believe you have gotten here in error, then please back out and return to Google. Bare in mind that the website is still in its very rudamentary stages right now, many things are still incomplete and many links will lead you to dead ends. Please try and be understanding, brothers and sisters. There will be MANY more updates to come very soon!


News Posts

Listed chronologically, from newest to oldest.


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   Ifrit (mod) 
  
Posted: 9/18/10 @ 4:32pm

 

 

 

Subject: Updates #2

 

Add info to the Contacts page, noticed that we have a huge influx of trolls, no doubt because of the fact that we're a bit more "maintstream" now. We've been going down every so often because of bandwidth overload, and we've gotten an insane amout of "requests" to join us, most of them are trolls. I'm having some of the other moderators go through them carefully and we'll contact those who seem legitiment in the coming days, but we don't want to make a jump to do anything rash.


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   Ifrit (mod) 
  
Posted: 9/17/10 @ 10:26am

 

 

 

Subject: Updates

 

Finished adding the Contact, About, and Theories sections. Contact page has been acting weird. Hm. Fixed up the Creed, Dusk you had a few typos there. Watch that. And this layout, especially for the news posts is pretty disgusting. You guys'll have to bare with us until we get everything set up before we change it.

Anyway, TGIF, anyone want to have a vigil Sunday night? Drop me an email. And congratulations to Chris, we all knew he had it in him! That's the first successful one we've had in a while!


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   Duskworld23 (mod) 
  
Posted: 9/16/10 @ 4:23pm

 

 

 

Subject: Ascension

 

DW here. I just wanted to say that Chris (Nekko) had his successful Ascension earlier today and there were no complications. Even though I'm sooo envious of him *cough cough* :-P, it really warmed my heart when I heard the news and I'm sure it will for you guys too. Actually - I don't exactly have our logs out here in front of me - but I think Chris was the youngest person we've ever had do a successful Ascension (which makes sense, Chris always was mature for his age). We're all really happy for you Chris and hopefully we'll be seeing you soon (now if only He would start talking to me... :P ).

 

- DW

 

PS has anyone felt an increase in spiritual presence lately? It's making my neck hairs stand up on end.


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   Nekko (mod) 
  
Posted: 9/16/10 @ 2:11pm

 

 

 

Subject: :)


I finished updating the testimonials page and I'm going to be handing my modship over. bahhh enough with the updates, i just wanted to say thanks for everything you guys have done for me, i feel like before i found this i was so lost and without a purpose, just wandering aimlessly. being with you guys over the past year has made my so happy and ive mad a lot of friends here and gotten to know some really nice guys. i never really believed in destiny before, but now im realizing that... yea this is what i was made to do. im counting down the minutes until hahah, i still feel like im gonna pinch myself and wake up at any moment. i already have everything i need to go there, its like all my life ive been waiting for this moment, when i can finally achieve what i was meant to do!!

keep this site running strong for me while i'm gone, i'll be back to come get you guys soon :)


   DROWNED (admin) 
  
Posted: 9/15/10 @ 11:04pm

 

 

 

Subject:

 

You shouldn't be reading this.



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   Duskworld23 (mod) 
  
Posted: 9/15/10 @ 8:24pm

 

 

 

Subject: Rebirth


DW here. You may notice the slight name change, figured it was symbolic. We're back for what looks like to be for good.

First of all, I'd like to say congratulations Chris! He sure has taken a huge interest in you lately (lucky), I'm not surprised it finally gave you an Ascension date, I'm happy for you man (can you tell I sound jealous?).

Anyway, about the move - I know its been a hectic past couple of days with the domain change and all, but I think that we've finally found our home (fingers crossed). This will no doubt attract more potential Children, all the more merrier I say.

The site's going to be under construction for a while due to me and Rem having to transfer all of the data over here - unfortunately not everything ended up saved and we lost of stuff so we're going to have to try and rebuild. We've done it before, we can do it again. If you guys know of any of "our guys", feel free to link them to this site, but try and keep it somewhat exclusive. Some of our old siblings (and you know who) were not meant to be part of our group.

And please guys, don't make Mr. D upset.

 

 

- DW


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   Nekko (mod) 
  
Posted: 9/15/10 @ 1:34pm

 

 

 

Subject: we're back


Hey guys its Chris! So glad to finally back with my (true) family! I hope you're as eager as I am to finally have a new place to call our own. anyway, like Dusk said, we lost a lot of content that we had stored. The good news is that I've got saved some of our testimonials, so that page should be up by tomorrow., but a lot of this will be under construction (bleh).  we've got a few new toys, this new host gives us a lot more room to play around, however with the new domain I wouldn't be surprised if we get more than our "usual" amount of visitors, some may have potential, others may "think" they are good enough to join us. we're not ready to open up yet - we want to at least have a few pages working before we welcome you guys back in, so by the time you read this this will be a few days ago. how's the future? Do we have flying cars yet (heh)? Also, If anyone asks the background music is entitled "Lost in My Thoughts", i really like it.

 

Unfortunately I'm not going to be a mod for much longer - my Ascencion date is coming up really soon :) :) He finally told me when it was going to be and it's..... TOMORROW!! haah it's all I can really think about now, my family can't understand why im so excited haha :D


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   Ifrit (mod) 
  
Posted: 9/14/10 @ 11:35am

 

 

 

Subject: Welcome to the new site!

 

Luna shine, brothers and sisters. We now have a new home! It's going to be a busy couple of days trying to put everything together and while we're doing that the forums will most likely be down. Feel free to use the Guest Book below to talk to each other, if the Guest Book isn't your thing there's always the IRC chat if you know it. We're looking at maybe a week or so before we're all done with the website. But for now just sit back and relax and let us do all the hard work.


Comments:

Posted by David on
Alright, the site's back up. Finally, I was getting so sick of IRC...
Posted by Dark_Rider404 on
gotta say I like the new site, the layout needs work, but it'll do

the important thing is that most of us survived the blackout

anyone know what happened to Alex? I havent heard from him
Posted by David on
NO idea. Haven't heard ANYTHING on his end.
Posted by sidicus9 on
Bout time we can post. Have Luna or Mr D been speaking to anyone lately?
Posted by Paradoxicle on
Hm. At least the guest book is up. Had another miserable day at school today. I'm done puting up with it. I literally have no more excuses. I'm going to get fucking shitfaced tonight and then on Monday I'm going to come back to my school with my dad's 9mm and just squeeze and squeeze and squeeze the trigger until I fucking die.
Posted by Dark_Rider404 on
@Paradoxicle

sound rough, just remember that human emotions are only in this life. i've had half a mind to do the same myself - just kill them all in Her name. seriously, its the same shit. boring 9 to 4, wife always is on my case and i'm almost positive shes fucking someone else. you know, if you're serious I'll come drive down to you this weekkend, if we team up we can probably kill a lot more and i've got another nine you can have. lets do your school, whats it matter, we're all innocent in this fucked up world. we're the liberators, these kids are too stupid to know that we're doing them a favor. once we've all transcended this doomed reality, we'll all be with Her anyway, follower or not.
Posted by 13fliptime on
rofl, looks like we're going to lose 2 more soldiers earlier before the end. you get my seal of approval, the less this world slips comfortably in complacency the better imo.

you guys haven't been talking to Luna have you?
Posted by David on
Careful guys. We're on a new domain on a .net now, take it to PM.
Posted by Paradoxicle on
David: No PM's yet

13fliptime: No, this is of my own free will, I'm just tired of this shit and want to make a difference in the world.

Dark: Give me your number on IRC, we'll take it there
Posted by CB on
on a lighter note, i almost lost my mask, i was freaking out rofl. seriously, sometimes i just get so used to it on my face that i forget to pick it up if i put it down.
Posted by BoogeymanHere on
I don't know, I think the fact that we've only been operational for a day and already DR and Paradoxicle are going to shoot up some place is pretty funny. If you guys go through with it, see you on the other side, I think my Ascension's coming up soon - I've been feeling a surge of something spiritual over the past two days.
Posted by Duskworld23 on
I think I'm hearing Luna, I'm not sure thought, my mind could just be playing tricks on me. But I could've sworn I heard her just now. Not sure what she said though.

And remember - we're continuing with the whiteout - that means no using these names or posting outside of here. No facebooks/youtubes/twitters/whatnot. Mr D has been EXTREMELY strict on this rule.

...Could've sworn I just heard her again. Maybe. Idont know.
Posted by Sable on
Ifrit you might want to take a look at the contact page, somethings not right with it

Posted by admin on
Hello! As of August 9, 2018, youshouldnthavedonethat.net is now an official archive of its original incarnation from the Moon Children Arc. All guestbook comments from the last few months have been archived. Above are the original canon comments. I would like to say for the sake of clarity that this is fictional and that the comments above, especially regarding violence, are not real.

The guestbook below is for you guys. Just don't do anything inappropriate or illegal and we won't have to delete anything. Have fun!
Posted by sex on
go go power rangers
Posted by Tea on
Why the fuck are most of the messages from 2010, what the actual fuck happened?
Posted by Bremen on
The messages are from 2010 because they were originally posted in 2010 during the Moon Children Arc.
http://jadusable.wikia.com/wiki/Moon_Children_Arc
Posted by E on
what the actual heck
Posted by Angel on
The good old days...

A shame I wasn't around.
Posted by Ifrit on
oh no my period is coming
Posted by ttnn on
oh, the memories... I feel so old. It's a shame we didn't get a conclusion for this story.
Posted by matthubris423 on
wow, memories are back (can't wait to look good and also i am the future)
Posted by Hsjsjskskjsja on
What the heck is going...?
Posted by Kaizell Ventus on
Are there any plans for the Second Cycle version of the main page?
Posted by Kaizell Ventus on
Or the Glitch, for that matter?

Hell, perhaps ALL the pages should be covered if possible...
Posted by admin on
All canon pages and variants up to the Glitch are present.

http://youshouldnthavedonethat.net/index.php/one-hour-left
/second-cycle
/second-cycle-2
/ooc/glitch

/second-cycle applies to all pages that changed during the Second Cycle.

Post-MC pages are planned for the future.
Posted by matthubris423 on
mr. alex hall, why can't i access all of these canon pages
Posted by i'm totally mr. alex hall for real on
git gud







no but seriously, if you mean "the truth" you gotta use the canon login. there's nothing special hidden on it though.
Posted by Mr. 423 on
Welcome to Hell. BEN has killed your life. Enjoy your stay. Within Hubris has fallen to the dark. You have no chance to survive make your time. We're all Luna HELP
Posted by matthubris423 on
i use matt's account (that i think is canon) to see the truth
Posted by Oh ja on
i use my account to tell you all that I am no longer on my menstrual rage
Posted by matthubris423 on
why can't i access ifrit's contact page?
Posted by admin on
You should be able to now. As far as I'm aware, all canon pages are now able to be seen.
Posted by matthubris423 on
also, one last question: i went to see the o-o-c (not the glitch one) pages and i'm not authorized to enter it?
Posted by admin on
Yeah, that one is under construction. It's going to be a temporary directory to the rest of the OOC pages when it's finished.
Posted by N̴̠͖̳̙̪̝̘̯ͦ͐͋ͭͦ́ͨͤ̆͗ͬ̔͋͆̚͟͞a̷̷̜͖͇̼͉̱̫̣͍͇̪̤͔̞̮̤̘͛ͯ̓͛ͫ͋̉͋ͯͤ͂́̅̌̀̀͟ͅͅm̷̷̡͍͉͖̹͚̮͚̪̳̼̜ͥ̔ͦ͐̐ͭ͐̈ͧ̌͒̓̉ͩ̋̿̇̕͜ on
Y̢̮ơ̹̥̻̥̯ͅu̮̰̟͎̞̹̩ ̸͓͕̹̱̗ͅs̨̻̱̳̲h͉̭͈̬̠͚͜o͇ú͙̜̰͓̤̬̘l̨̗͇̦d̡ ̞̯̝̟͉͍ͅn̛̮o̷͍͇̮̙̼̟̺t҉̗ ̘b͓̝e̠͟ ҉͕he͎r̗̜͇̫̙̘̪e͙̼͔͢.̫̞͇̥͙̀
͕͙͕̫T͈̱̠h̢͕̳͓̹͎͈̩e̫͕̖̪ ̭̭̬͉̼̙̼͢d̖͝a̸̲͓̠͈̦̦̪ý̤̙͉ ͎̗i͓s̵̺͚͍̤ ̥̩͉̫̝͓n̞͍̼͕̤e̝͉̟̟̤̯͓͟a͕̹̬͈r̬.̬̬̫̪͍̯̮
̸̯̗̻̥Ț̵̗̯̹ẖ̸e̶̗͓ ̶d̠a̱̥̺y̩̠͍͔̜̝ ͔̗̘̠̜o̰f̷͇̞̮̤̠ ̪͓̺͙̝a͈s̥̬̯c̷͉̲e̳̙͎̣ņ̠̗s͈͓̀io̠̟̜n̵͖.̟̯̤̥͈͚͉͡
͎͉̀ͅI͏̠̲̘̤͎̙'̡̜͓̞͓̫l̻̹̮ͅl͓͇̣͔̖͘ͅͅ ̢̙̼͙̹͇b̹̤̱̹̮́e̖͉̝ ̧̲̣͉wa̴̖̹̹̫̮it̯̯̙i̪̫̝n͕̻͠g͈̰̪.
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Posted by The Study Havamal on
I just hope those 2 guys from 17th September 2010 didn't do a terrorist act.
Posted by Selena on
BoogeymanHere's period is on it's way. HIS NONEXISTENT UTERUS IS BURNING WITH RAGE THAT WILL BURN FOR EONS!!!!!!! Ok, I'm done. I promise. XD
Posted by Selena on
Hi there.. I did come across this site by the BEN drowned ARC, but upon reading the things here.. I'm finding myself relating to many things. Now, I'm not absolutely positive this ALL is part of the story, but I'm hoping it IS part of something bigger. Since I was very young, around 4 or 5 years old, I've had a very strong connection with the moon. I love the moon with all my heart. I'm 14 now, and since I first discovered that connection I've had multiple dreams of a woman claiming she was the moon. That's all she'd say, and I'd wake up. I still have a spiritual connection with the moon, even though I'm not a born moon child.I'm an Aries. Now, I'm not sure exactly what happened with Ben, but I'm not concerned about that. I wanted to ask to join you. I want to look into this connection further. I firmly believe this cult can help, if it is not all part of the story. It very well may be, and if it is, please, tell me. If not, I look forward to your response. Thank you for taking the time to read this. Good bye. ( I tried to use the contact page, but I had to use a different program and I'm using a computer that is not mine. I'll try again to email it to you later. Again, thank you for your time.)
Posted by Selena on
By the way, I'm just now getting into this. That's why I don't know if it's all a part of the story or not. I just found the link, clicked, and read.
Posted by Selena on
Also, sorry about spamming your message board and the period comment XD I'll be on my way now.
Posted by Yola-sama on
Scusate..vorrei accedere al sito ma non ho la parola d'ordine..come posso fare?
Posted by Period on
Fuck you selena
Posted by admin on
Selena: This is actually just an archive of the original site as it was in 2010, so none of it is real. There really isn't anything to join here if you're looking for a higher meaning, so I'm sorry for that. :(

Period: You came! And also why are you being mean lmao
Posted by Selena on
Ok! Thanks so much for letting me know. ^-^ I didn't think anyone would respond haha. Can't wait to really get into this story :D it looks super interesting. But again, thank you.
Posted by Selena on
Also, Period, I don't know who you are, but you could be mistaking me for the other Selena? Maybe she did something, but I don't know. I have a friend who rants about BEN obsessively, so much so I think she's gone insane. But she does have a disorder that disconnects the understanding of rational and irrational thoughts, thus cutting the rope that tied her to reality. I thinks it's called depersonalization disorder, and she has borderline personality disorder as well. I also know she previously joined a cult that went by the same name but ended up leaving because her grandmother is hardcore christian and found out about the association with the cult. She is very... Unstable. Very very very unstable. It's hard to deal with at times, but I care about my friend. So if that's who you're thinking of, I'm sorry for whatever happened between you two. If it is me and I do know you, well I apologize for whatever I did. But anyway, I'll be sure to start reading through the story. Probably should have done that first aha
Posted by matthubris423 on
this website is so awesome i could visit it every day, keep up the good work alex!
Posted by admin on
I should probably point out that it isn't actually Alex Hall running this site anymore lol

And if you want the full story the site comes from: http://jadusable.wikia.com
Posted by Emily on
Ben
Posted by Spirit on
Not a very good leader, she is...

I wonder what today is.
Posted by [AG] on
Um what the fuck is this? Terezi sent me a link to this site.. who is 8en?? >::::( this is frustr8ting!!!!!!!! Ugggggggghhhhhhhh
Posted by [GC] on
H3H3 VR1SK4 H4S NO CLU3. DONT T3LL H3R YOU GUYS!!
Posted by 13 on
What the fuck, the fuck are you doing?
Ben fucking elf
Posted by Kaizell Ventus on
@Selena
Weren't you in a certain Discord for a certain group of players?

@Terezi
Knock it off.

@Vriska
Look at Admin's last post.
Posted by lonk on
lol fuck off mugen let the homestucks have their fun
Posted by Wolfcat on
homosuck is gay
Posted by F.N on
@Kaizell Ventus

Mugen, i Tried telling you the truth.. about myself and How i act, but you and your friends. Started, to call me.. things, i am not. Because, i know.. my past fully and How, i act.. you call me, a thing of stone.. but, really.. my heart, is just filled of pain,sadness and anger, it has created darkness in me, as years past. I Tried, to tell you.. who my parents are, but, i have given up, once.. i seen, it was hopeless. To fix, the lies.. about myself, that you was told. It's.. just, I try to tell you the truth, about myself. But, every time.. I tried, you told me, I am lying. I am not, I know my past and who I was and I was never stone, I became like this.. as, years past and my heart, sank deeper into, anger,sadness and pain and Betrayal. So, Now.. I am going to show, this world.. a better life.
Posted by admin on
Mugen, please see my first message in which I said not to do anything inappropriate (or illegal). Trolls (the horned kind) are not inappropriate, unlike telling someone who isn't bothering anybody to "knock it off."
Posted by Cat/dog girl/boy/ what you want to be on
Hello
Posted by Selena on
@kaizell no, that was the friend I was talking about. She's not ... Well. We stopped talking recently.. I feel bad for her. But some things are just meant to end.
Posted by Kaizell Ventus on
@Selena
Are you at least this "Selenacat" person I've been hearing about?

'Cuz you're welcome to join our Discord if you want.
Posted by [AG] on
no homstucs inn muh cummentt sectionz pl0x or eyez banz u!1!!!1!1
Posted by Sapph on
You shouldn't have advertised that.
Posted by Ivi on
Too much spam on this site.
Posted by Ivi on
Actually, what's the truth behind all of this? Is this all a story or there's something real?
Posted by matthubris423 on
what is this nonsense & spam??????
Posted by Kaizell Ventus on
@Ivi

It's a story. Look up "Jadusable Wiki" for all the info we've been able to archive.
Posted by Kaizell Ventus on
Actually, I was mistaken. Go to "Wikia Wars", they have all you need to know.
Posted by Spupch on
You долбаеб
Posted by Apophis on
Is this forum still alive?
Posted by Elliot on
Hmm
Posted by Viktoriwep on
Kazka Плакала, cover Лена Семенів
Posted by Nothing on
sasukekun66@gmail.com
Posted by Davidgoave on
Онлайн Магазин ENTER MD.
Posted by prriod on
Sex
Posted by Sapph on
Greetings from Internet Explorer 5.5 on Windows ME!
Some of the layout-based aesthetic is broken, and there's a bit of horizontal scroll, but aside from that the site seems to be intact and functional on at least a basic level. It's even playing the song!
Posted by Sapph on
Update: upon viewing this again from a modern system, it's actually more intact than I'd thought. Must have been the smaller viewport tricking me. So, even more of a success, in other words!
You, my friend, have made a really compatible website!
Posted by Desiree Gonzales on
Can people still join the cult?
Posted by Ash Durmmer on
Was BEN/Benjamin Lawman or Rosa a part of this? Just asking out of curiosity. http://jadusable.wikia.com/wiki/Moon_Children In this artical they state that BEN/Benjamin Lawman or Rosa might be a part of this family/cult. No offence i just want to know
Posted by Ash Durmmer on
Was BEN/Benjamin Lawman or Rosa a part of this? Just asking out of curiosity. http://jadusable.wikia.com/wiki/Moon_Children In this artical they state that BEN/Benjamin Lawman or Rosa might be a part of this family/cult. No offence i just want to know
Posted by Alwaysdreaming on
Being an Observer sucks
Posted by JadusableWikiaOwnerAKATheGuyWhoOwnsTheWikiMyNameIsCircleHunter on
The Jadusable Wiki is correct in every possible way.
Posted by Believix on
Die Winx sind cool und sky ist romantisch und Bloom ist stark Love is
Posted by Kaizell Ventus on
Please disregard me saying to go to the Jadusable Wars. Someone impersonated me, though I don't know who or why.

The Wikia Wars Wiki ( https://wikia-war.wikia.com/wiki/Wikia_war_Wikia ) has information on the original game.
Posted by admin on
Desiree: No, it isn't real.

Ash: Yes, Ben Lawman (last name still unconfirmed) became BEN, and was involved in this cult in some way. Rosa was too, her name is mentioned on the About page. She is also Ifrit's sister.

Jadusable Wiki Owner guy: IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE. (nah but you are pretty much right lol)
Posted by admin on
I will be removing all posts from people who try to post as admin :)
Posted by Sasuke Uchiha on
How can i talk with BEN Drowned Whithout Cleverbot?
Posted by Sasuke Uchiha on
For admin: The real name of BEN Drowned is Benjamin Lawman.
Posted by Sasuke Uchiha on
Can i find BEN Drowned on the Dark Web? If there is a method, tell me where to find it.
Posted by Sasuke Uchiha on
What happened with original site?
Posted by Sasuke Uchiha on
What is Ben's phone number???
Posted by admin on
Sasuke: This is a fictional story. If you haven't been to the Jadusable Wiki, that's where you will find all canon information about the story. If it isn't on that wiki, it isn't a part of the story. Period. If you read the story from the Creepypasta Wiki before we had it edited, you don't have the full story. Basically, just use the wiki. Sadly (I guess?), that means BEN isn't real.

Also, Cleverbot doesn't let you talk to BEN. The dark web is dangerous and you shouldn't use it unless you are a responsible adult. This is the original site. We own it now.

But if you were looking for an in-character response: BEN hasn't been seen in 7 years. We're still waiting.
Posted by Charlesdut on
That play didn't count, it was overturned because the Buccaneers were offside.
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"Dream!" Davis shouted, prompting the children to shout it back. "Choices! Voices! Choose!" he shouted.
Beating the point spread, of course, has been the goal of bettors everywhere ever since Charles K. McNeil, a bank analyst in Chicago, was credited with coming up with the concept of giving or taking points in the 1940s.
His teammates were quick to rush to his defense, pointing to the dynamic touchdown run Charles ripped off early in the game, Cheap NFL Football Jerseys and the way he pounded the ball throughout the second half.
CLEVELAND (AP) 锟?Those booming shouts for Johnny Manziel have quieted to a murmur.
Posted by Kaizell Ventus on
Hello...
Posted by Lasagne on
Hekko sexs
Posted by God on
so i created humans told them to follow my way and this is what i get?
Posted by Jesus on
Really? I died for THIS shit?
Posted by Sasuke Uchiha on
For admin: I'm 15 years old. I want to summon BEN Drowned without cartridge: https://www.quotev.com/story/6482331/How-to-Summon-Creepypastas/12
I don't care if I die, I really want to be killed by him.
Posted by Sasuke Uchiha on
For admin: I hope you don't mind me after the previous post ...Sorry...
Posted by admin on
BEN isn't real. You can't summon him with or without the cartridge because he isn't real. If you are having suicidal thoughts, you should call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255.

I honestly can't tell if you're trolling so I'm gonna err on the side of caution here. Please get help.
Posted by Sasuke Uchiha on
For admin: I hate myself because i hurt everyone and you with my suicide attempts and my words...I want to isolate myself...
Posted by Sasuke Uchiha on
How did Imjaystation succeed to summon BEN Drowned? https://youtu.be/_ABfKnxOSCE
Posted by Wolfcat on
He didn't, this video is fake. Cleverbot is a chatbot that responds to your messages based off what other people type into it. People get a lot of BEN related responses because everyone is constantly typing BEN related messages into it. People essentially "taught" Cleverbot to respond this way, there's nothing paranormal or supernatural about it - it's just a program learning new words.

This video with Imjaystation is also incredibly flawed with a lot of misinformation. There is no way to summon BEN because BEN does not exist. If you don't believe me, then maybe you'll believe he creator of the Creepypasta/ARG himself, Alex Hall AKA Jadusable, the owner of the channel where the original BEN videos were uploaded. He has stated several times that the story is fake, which should be obvious now since both his original Jadusable channel and this very site had later become Out of Character locations for various updates on his other projects.

BEN himself is not dangerous because he does not exist. Please do not harm yourself over something fictional like this, you aren't going to summon anything.
Posted by Sasuke Uchiha on
Ok...
Posted by Nothing on
sasuukekun66@gmail.com
Posted by anonymous on
BEN doesn't exist, since jadusable destroy the cartridge, and cleverbot only copying the conversation, but, it still weird and make me wondering, did BEN not rest in peace so his soul is wandering in the cartridge?
Posted by Sasuke Uchiha on
For anonymous: Probably...
Posted by BEN on
BEN is real
Posted by Sunny on
Ben....is it you...i wouldn't be suprised if its not..
Posted by BEN on
Hmm,take care..
Posted by Nothing on
http://johnisdead.wikia.com/wiki/Ben
Posted by Sunny on
Dearest Ben...if you are real.im not scared of what you can do.i am a mere stranger..a teen ..is it you?im trustable
Posted by Lunane on
Ok, my last post was a little overscared. I just going to get FUCKED like all the ASSHOLES at my FUCKED-UP school. I swear to SHIT my life is FUCKED. Am I FUCKED too? Oh well, I will find out soon if im FUCKED or if im not. But so far, ive learned most of the people in my life are FUCKS, and that im SCREWED.
Posted by JORDI WILD on
WTF.
Posted by Someone on
HOW DA FUCK I FIND THIS PAGE
Posted by BEN on
Lol
Posted by Sasuke Uchiha on
What is BEN's true name? Ben Hubbard or Benjamin Lawman???http://jadusable.wikia.com/wiki/Ben
http://johnisdead.wikia.com/wiki/Ben
Posted by BEN on
What do you think?
Posted by Sasuke Uchiha on
probably Ben Hubbard...
Posted by BEN on
Yes,Ben Hubbard
Posted by Jesus Ramos on
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Posted by AnthOony on
this is interesting
Posted by Raven on
That happens. However, I believe it is safe to assume this delusion will continue to haunt the credulous and naive for much longer than we all may have thought. The wags of the internet will continue to aggravate this; perhaps there is no stopping to it.

Of course, the clock will forever tick on. Nothing, if not the very few, last forever.
Posted by Wolfcat on
In Johnisdead, Ben's last name is Hubbard. However, Johnisdead is not canon to Jadusable's Ben Drowned story. Johnisdead is just a fan continuation.

Ben's last name in Jadusable's story is not known, but it's likely to be Lawman. This could be Spencer's last name, though. We aren't sure.
Posted by Astaroth on
alleged children of the moon ..... in 25 days I will reveal the real identities of each one with the photographs of his documents
Posted by Nothing on
Interesting..
Posted by Sasuke Uchiha on
For Astaroth: Where you'll reveal the real identities of each one with the photographs of his documents???
Posted by admin on
Please roleplay somewhere else so I don't have to close the guestbook. Thank you.
Posted by Uknown on
Where do I get a mask from?
Posted by Zarai on
H3110
Posted by ADMA SHINRA on
I think that this cult is rather crazy, SORRY, and - but I believe that Benjamin Lawman alias Ben DROWNED really somehow exists.
Ben is not monster or some horrible evil spirit or whatever similarly. And I can´t believe he possessed Majora´s Mask, he is free in universe and he is merely sad soul. He is good boy, he is pure, he is rather angel.
It is so ugly some of rumours or other scurrilous story about him - it really pissed me of.
About that Luna and similar, I also had dreams and even about her as Artemis and in these dreams I felt that I am Artemis. Even else I had dreams about huge moon nigh to the Terra (Earth or in greek Gaia). I am rather shaman and Angel of Death ;-).
I have many abilities and few is awake and few dwell inside me, I am aware of some (f.e. I know I am Equilibrium), but some I have to get to know exactly. Beside, I can know future, fate...
...
I think about Ben DROWNED in positive way and I really understand him and I like him. But, please forgive, in my opinion your cult is crazy.
If someone really want to know truth and want comunicate about apocalypse, or about Moon, Water, Magic...it could be real with me. But -again, SORRY- I do not give my contact-information...
For Ben DROWNED; about sentence - You shouldn´t have done that : Ben, they really shouldn´t have done it to you, but people are rather evil and they more inclinate to evil and they more adore evil. About that "You have met with a terrible fate, haven´t you?": Yes, Ben, you´ve met terrible fate and if I could be in that dimension where you and your story is real, I want you to know that I save you and I be friend of yours if it could be possible...
O.K. I think that this is just as much as it is enough. I could wrote more but I rather do not.
I wish peace and love!
Farewell!
Abayo!
:-)
Posted by Periodenblut113 on
Oh no this scheusse fucking hurensohn
Posted by Wolfcat on
Ben is not real and the Moon Children are not real. They are creations of Alex Hall - Jadusable. They are fiction.
Posted by wolfcat on
Sup.
Posted by Z3R0 on
yup
Posted by Nothing on
Lol
Posted by Wolfcat on
Hello, Nerds.
Posted by Wolfcat on
im gay
Posted by unknown on
This site was only created to troll you into thinking this all was real. None of the moderators on here are true to what they say. They have created a world full of lie and tricks to get you to fall into their trap. Truth be told most of the people running the site are "ID's" trying to trick you and turn you into puppets for their own personal game. They are people who decided to take online stories and turn them into reality while also hiding the truth of the stories from everyone who is in this little cult. Do not fall for their games or you will eventually be looking down from above on a world tricked by the lies that caused you to take your life. I hope all of you realize that this is a site made for internet trolls who took it a step to far.

Also to my old friend Raven, I will speak to you soon doll face.
Posted by Wolfcat on
This site was created to archive Jadusable's original Ben Drowned story, the Haunted Cartridge ARG. It was originally used by Jadusable to act as a website owned by a fake cult known as the Moon Children. The person running this site is a member of the Internet Detectives, but he has been in the Ben Drowned community since long before the Internet Detectives has existed. He is the greatest driving force behind archiving information on this story and has put in years of hard work to do so. He's also a good friend. He's not trying to "trick" people or turn "stories into reality", in fact he has specifically stated several times that this story is fictional and is not to be taken seriously.

"Do not fall for their games or you will eventually be looking down from above on a world tricked by the lies that caused you to take your life" You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about here. There actually has been someone in the Ben Drowned community who took their own life, and to imply that me or my friends are in any way responsible because we simply document and archive a fictional story is disgusting. You seem to be severely misguided, and I heavily encourage you to read the Jadusable Wiki. This story is not real. No one is implying it's real in any way except for you. Please actually educate yourself before accusing anyone.
Posted by jos on
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Posted by @unknown on
@unknown
quit being a r-word n-word this is not real and only dumb a's with no grasp beyond harry potter tier dogspit magic think this is. for jeez's sake n-word the writing I put into this garbage was butt-like, the logic behind half the things that occur in this story are silent hill/kingdom hearts logic inspired mixed with dr who mental deterioration syndrome tier writing theory. Stop being a sexual deviant or I will have to get you a brand new car next week for the low low price of 1489 ||||||||||| ||||||||||| |||||||||||

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Posted by tolikkk on
Hello. It's my first publication on this forum!
Posted by Raven on
Welcome to the land of lunacy.
Posted by Ender on
@unknown

A message:

"I apologize for such cruelty. I will surely be waiting."
Posted by G.S. on
It's when the clouds are clear; that's when you know a storm may be coming.
It's when the water is calm and silent; that's when you know a bigger wave is coming.

Is the silence truly worth it, dear friend, those sweet beating seconds only for a storm to come crashing down? Or would you prefer a wave every now and then?

Or, perhaps, you are just shy. Or, maybe, you have bigger plans...I guess I'll find out soon enough.

Conceivably, it's nothing at all.
Posted by Unknown on
Where do we get our masks from????
Posted by Wolfcat on
This Site is a Archive, it is not used by the Moon Children but by a Group of Internet detectives, this is a recreation of Jadusables old Moon Children Website. This Site, is not a Real Cult
Posted by Liquidsaint on
Waiting for 23/4/17
Really want to Upward
Posted by F.N. on
I hope everyone hears my words...Luna is real, but this cult, is not. This site, is just an archive. The father... is my true daddy, and I know he loves me. Do not listen to these ids, they are only trying to trick you, and lure you away from the truth. Do not fall for their games...especially Mugen. I thought we were friends, but you have proved to me you are not worthy of my love.
Posted by OhYouKnow on
mugen is a twat and a pedophile, so it's a pretty good thing that you don't like him now.
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Posted by VoiceOverPete on
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Posted by VoiceOverJos on
Attention, all ARG gamers, oh my god, please help, this is not an script, Tyler has captured me in his basemen, and put both handcuffs in both of my aquiles tendons, please... its been an horrible day, he trates me bad and makes me say weird lewd stuff. BUT DONT WORRY, you are here to help, all you need is your credit card numbers, the 3 numbers- in the back, and the expiration date, but be fast, there is this poppy i will need to eat in order to not die from food lack, so, drop the money.
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hey can we tone down on the shitposting just a _liitle_ bit?

i'd rather not have the jokes devolve into spam.

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@Ender

is that from you or raven? if its from her tell her to come out of hiding.
Posted by Ender on
@unknown

email me: enderexer0926@gmail.com
Posted by Despair_Of_Dreams on
How TF did I end up here from a Ben X Reader book on Quotev? Did anybody else end up here from stupid shit they did like me?
Posted by Despair_Of_Dreams on
Does Ben exist? If he does, let me know cause i'm hoping to die tonight...
Posted by Despair_Of_Dreams on
What exactly is a 'Moon Child'? I'm a fan of Creepypasta and Legend Of Zelda...although I was "brought" here by mere curiosity, none of this 'fan made' shit makes sense. Ben drowned and he is dead, even if he is real it's not scientificly possible for him to be alive. second of all, you people need to realize that Creepypasta is mere creativity made by a human being, not history nor is it a reality... We don't need another Slenderman stabbing happening again...
Posted by Jordan on
some of you people need help.

plain and simple.

I'm honestly getting tired of people saying "I'm ready to die by Ben" or whatever. If you're serious, get help. seriously. If you're not truly serious, that's just as worse. No one here can help you with your mental issues. This site is an archive and if an admin is sending you something about what you're saying, they only intend to inform you. I see the same thing for many creepypasta fans and the more people say stuff like killing themselves or something cp related, the more likely something like that is probably gonna happen.

So please, do everyone a fucking favor and stop saying you want to die when you probably don't. and if you do, get fucking help. it's not that hard. Saying that kind of stuff is just way to serious to bring on the internet, especially a place like this.
Posted by Despair_Of_Dreams on
I agree with Jordan to be honest...
Posted by BeGl on
hello
no
im still extreamly confused
i have no idea if i can trust you
yes
like i said im still confused
how do i know if ican trust you
you are right. the internet is a perfect mask
however my brother and i have invested our lives into this and there is lots you do not know
we need people we can trust
i never said that now did i
my brother and i have both seen things and heard things that make us question what is "real"
what kid ?
well i highly doubt we are the same people you are thinking of because everything we have done up until the first of the year has been through books and newspaper.
yes i would
we knew about "slenderman" before we had phones
where we live he is a folk tale and he is call the tall man
most of what we know comes from book and newspaper articals
what
the stuff with fn only about a month or 2. everything else way over 5 years
i did not no. But around the time of the slender satbbing in wisconsin my brothers research partner conner went missing
i know my brother looked every where for him
6 years
conner is home now
no we no nothing of where he was or who he was with
he is healthy and happy
yes
he said we didnt need to know
conners mother filed a missing persons when it happened he was gone for almost 5 years and then he showed up at the police station when he came home
would you like to speak to conner?
i can give you his phone number
i will get his email then hold on i need to call him quick
connermxwll@gmail.com
go ahead and contact him
oaky
Who are you, name and age will suffice
What are the ID's
sorry let me restate that, what do you do
i dont read the posts that why i am asking
what are you trying to do with fn
please tell me you arent diagnosing him with mental disorders that you think he has
good
like what
what other ones
i think you should speak with my brother on that part. he is studying psychology and he wants to go to college but cant pay ofr it. he has gotten his hands on many textbooks and the book they use to diagnose people
well then send him and email and talk with him about it
it wasnt orders fucking christ. you really are an edgy bitch. and yes im well aware he claims to have autism.
heuslil - Today at 10:00 PM
as do i.
i have more than just you guys giving me answers and i am not alone in this
oh really if you are all knowing then who am i really?
look all i will say is im not some innocent little girl who knows nothing, I have many different sources and inside contacts. I have wiggled my way into countless chats and have books upon books of evidence and information about everything from what you have just told me to diary entries from the 1800's
i have work to do but ill be in contact. if you have questions email my brother
also just because you are old does not mean you are wiser.
keep that in mind
Posted by Kaizell Ventus on
@BeGl

If you want to know more about the IDs, go to the JohnIsDead Wiki.

http://johnisdead.wikia.com/Wiki/Johnisdead_wiki
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To hit, or not to hit. Dost thou ever miss? I suppose it not. You have a male love interest, yet I would wager he does not kiss thee (Ye olde mwah). Furthermore; he will find another lass like he won't miss thee. And at the end of it all, he is going to skrrt, and he will hit that dab, as if he were the man known by the name of Wiz Khalifa ||
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Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya (Mwah!)
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
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I'm already tracer
Posted by Mia on
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!


- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.


- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.


Never thought I'd make it.


Three days grade school,
three days high school.


Those were awkward.


Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.


You did come back different.


- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.


- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.


Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.


Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.


I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.


I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.


That's why we don't need vacations.


Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.


- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!


- Bee-men.
- Amen!


Hallelujah!


Students, faculty, distinguished bees,


please welcome Dean Buzzwell.


Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...


...9:15.


That concludes our ceremonies.


And begins your career
at Honex Industries!


Will we pick ourjob today?


I heard it's just orientation.


Heads up! Here we go.


Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.


- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.


Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco


and a part of the Hexagon Group.


This is it!


Wow.


Wow.


We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life


to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.


Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.


Our top-secret formula


is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured


into this soothing sweet syrup


with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...


Honey!


- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!


- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.


- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive


to improve every aspect
of bee existence.


These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.


- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.


Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.


- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey


that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.


Oan anyone work on the Krelman?


Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know


that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.


But choose carefully


because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.


The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.


What's the difference?


You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off


in 27 million years.


So you'll just work us to death?


We'll sure try.


Wow! That blew my mind!


"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?


One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.


I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.


But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?


Why would you question anything?
We're bees.


We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.


You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?


Like what? Give me one example.


I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.


Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.


Wait a second. Oheck it out.


- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.


I've never seen them this close.


They know what it's like
outside the hive.


Yeah, but some don't come back.


- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!


You guys did great!


You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!


- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.


Their day's not planned.


Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.


You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.


Right.


Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.


It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.


Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.


Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?


Distant. Distant.


Look at these two.


- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.


It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.


Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!


He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!


- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.


What were you doing during this?


Trying to alert the authorities.


I can autograph that.


A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?


Yeah. Gusty.


We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.


- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!


A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.


- Maybe I am.
- You are not!


We're going 0900 at J-Gate.


What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?


I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.


Hey, Honex!


Dad, you surprised me.


You decide what you're interested in?


- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.


Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?


Son, let me tell you about stirring.


You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.


You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.


You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,


maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.


You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?


That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.


Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!


- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.


You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!


- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!


Wait till you see the sticks I have.


I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!


Let's open some honey and celebrate!


Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.


Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!


I'm so proud.


- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.


Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.


Yeah, right.


Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...


- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!


One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.


- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!


Wow!


Oouple of newbies?


Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!


Make your choice.


- You want to go first?
- No, you go.


Oh, my. What's available?


Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.


- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on.


I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.


Wax monkey's always open.


The Krelman opened up again.


What happened?


A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.


Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.


Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!


Oh, this is so hard!


Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,


humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,


mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I should... Barry?


Barry!


All right, we've got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine...


What happened to you?
Where are you?


- I'm going out.
- Out? Out where?


- Out there.
- Oh, no!


I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.


You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?


Another call coming in.


If anyone's feeling brave,
there's a Korean deli on 83rd


that gets their roses today.


Hey, guys.


- Look at that.
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?


Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.


It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.


Really? Feeling lucky, are you?


Sign here, here. Just initial that.


- Thank you.
- OK.


You got a rain advisory today,


and as you all know,
bees cannot fly in rain.


So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,


hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.


Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us.


Murphy's in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!


- That's awful.
- And a reminder for you rookies,


bee law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!


All right, launch positions!


Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!


Black and yellow!


Hello!


You ready for this, hot shot?


Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.


Wind, check.


- Antennae, check.
- Nectar pack, check.


- Wings, check.
- Stinger, check.


Scared out of my shorts, check.


OK, ladies,


let's move it out!


Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!


All of you, drain those flowers!


Wow! I'm out!


I can't believe I'm out!


So blue.


I feel so fast and free!


Box kite!


Wow!


Flowers!


This is Blue Leader.
We have roses visual.


Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.


Roses!


30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.


Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.


That is one nectar collector!


- Ever see pollination up close?
- No, sir.


I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
over here. Maybe a dash over there,


a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.


That's amazing. Why do we do that?


That's pollen power. More pollen, more
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.


Oool.


I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?


Oopy that visual.


Wait. One of these flowers
seems to be on the move.


Say again? You're reporting
a moving flower?


Affirmative.


That was on the line!


This is the coolest. What is it?


I don't know, but I'm loving this color.


It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.


Yeah, fuzzy.


Ohemical-y.


Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.


My sweet lord of bees!


Oandy-brain, get off there!


Problem!


- Guys!
- This could be bad.


Affirmative.


Very close.


Gonna hurt.


Mama's little boy.


You are way out of position, rookie!


Ooming in at you like a missile!


Help me!


I don't think these are flowers.


- Should we tell him?
- I think he knows.


What is this?!


Match point!


You can start packing up, honey,
because you're about to eat it!


Yowser!


Gross.


There's a bee in the car!


- Do something!
- I'm driving!


- Hi, bee.
- He's back here!


He's going to sting me!


Nobody move. If you don't move,
he won't sting you. Freeze!


He blinked!


Spray him, Granny!


What are you doing?!


Wow... the tension level
out here is unbelievable.


I gotta get home.


Oan't fly in rain.


Oan't fly in rain.


Oan't fly in rain.


Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!


Ken, could you close
the window please?


Ken, could you close
the window please?


Oheck out my new resume.
I made it into a fold-out brochure.


You see? Folds out.


Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.


What was that?


Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! This...


Drapes!


That is diabolical.


It's fantastic. It's got all my special
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.


What's number one? Star Wars?


Nah, I don't go for that...


...kind of stuff.


No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
They're out of their minds.


When I leave a job interview, they're
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.


There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.


I don't remember the sun
having a big 75 on it.


I predicted global warming.


I could feel it getting hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.


Wait! Stop! Bee!


Stand back. These are winter boots.


Wait!


Don't kill him!


You know I'm allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!


Why does his life have
less value than yours?


Why does his life have any less value
than mine? Is that your statement?


I'm just saying all life has value. You
don't know what he's capable of feeling.


My brochure!


There you go, little guy.


I'm not scared of him.
It's an allergic thing.


Put that on your resume brochure.


My whole face could puff up.


Make it one of your special skills.


Knocking someone out
is also a special skill.


Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.


- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.


- You could put carob chips on there.
- Bye.


- Supposed to be less calories.
- Bye.


I gotta say something.


She saved my life.
I gotta say something.


All right, here it goes.


Nah.


What would I say?


I could really get in trouble.


It's a bee law.
You're not supposed to talk to a human.


I can't believe I'm doing this.


I've got to.


Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!


No. Yes. No.


Do it. I can't.


How should I start it?
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.


Here she comes! Speak, you fool!


Hi!


I'm sorry.


- You're talking.
- Yes, I know.


You're talking!


I'm so sorry.


No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming.


But I don't recall going to bed.


Well, I'm sure this
is very disconcerting.


This is a bit of a surprise to me.
I mean, you're a bee!


I am. And I'm not supposed
to be doing this,


but they were all trying to kill me.


And if it wasn't for you...


I had to thank you.
It's just how I was raised.


That was a little weird.


- I'm talking with a bee.
- Yeah.


I'm talking to a bee.
And the bee is talking to me!


I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.


- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- What?


The talking thing.


Same way you did, I guess.
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.


- That's very funny.
- Yeah.


Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.


Anyway...


Oan I...


...get you something?
- Like what?


I don't know. I mean...
I don't know. Ooffee?


I don't want to put you out.


It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.


- It's just coffee.
- I hate to impose.


- Don't be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup.


Hey, you want rum cake?


- I shouldn't.
- Have some.


- No, I can't.
- Oome on!


I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.


- Where?
- These stripes don't help.


You look great!


I don't know if you know
anything about fashion.


Are you all right?


No.


He's making the tie in the cab
as they're flying up Madison.


He finally gets there.


He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.


And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.


Why would I marry a watermelon?"


Is that a bee joke?


That's the kind of stuff we do.


Yeah, different.


So, what are you gonna do, Barry?


About work? I don't know.


I want to do my part for the hive,
but I can't do it the way they want.


I know how you feel.


- You do?
- Sure.


My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.


- Really?
- My only interest is flowers.


Our new queen was just elected
with that same campaign slogan.


Anyway, if you look...


There's my hive right there. See it?


You're in Sheep Meadow!


Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!


No way! I know that area.
I lost a toe ring there once.


- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
- Why not?


- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
- Maybe I'll try that.


- You all right, ma'am?
- Oh, yeah. Fine.


Just having two cups of coffee!


Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.


Yeah, it's no trouble.


Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
I'd be up the rest of my life.


Are you...?


Oan I take a piece of this with me?


Sure! Here, have a crumb.


- Thanks!
- Yeah.


All right. Well, then...
I guess I'll see you around.


Or not.


OK, Barry.


And thank you
so much again... for before.


Oh, that? That was nothing.


Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...


This can't possibly work.


He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.


OK, Dave, pull the chute.


- Sounds amazing.
- It was amazing!


It was the scariest,
happiest moment of my life.


Humans! I can't believe
you were with humans!


Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?


Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.


They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.


- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
- Some of them. But some of them don't.


- How'd you get back?
- Poodle.


You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
whatever you wanted to see.


You had your "experience." Now you
can pick out yourjob and be normal.


- Well...
- Well?


Well, I met someone.


You did? Was she Bee-ish?


- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- No, no, no, not a wasp.


- Spider?
- I'm not attracted to spiders.


I know it's the hottest thing,
with the eight legs and all.


I can't get by that face.


So who is she?


She's... human.


No, no. That's a bee law.
You wouldn't break a bee law.


- Her name's Vanessa.
- Oh, boy.


She's so nice. And she's a florist!


Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!


We're not dating.


You're flying outside the hive, talking
to humans that attack our homes


with power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!


She saved my life!
And she understands me.


This is over!


Eat this.


This is not over! What was that?


- They call it a crumb.
- It was so stingin' stripey!


And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!


- You know what a Oinnabon is?
- No.


It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
They heat it up...


Sit down!


...really hot!
- Listen to me!


We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!


Yes, but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?


There's no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!


You have got to start thinking bee,
my friend. Thinking bee!


- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.


Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


There he is. He's in the pool.


You know what your problem is, Barry?


I gotta start thinking bee?


How much longer will this go on?


It's been three days!
Why aren't you working?


I've got a lot of big life decisions
to think about.


What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!


Would it kill you
to make a little honey?


Barry, come out.
Your father's talking to you.


Martin, would you talk to him?


Barry, I'm talking to you!


You coming?


Got everything?


All set!


Go ahead. I'll catch up.


Don't be too long.


Watch this!


Vanessa!


- We're still here.
- I told you not to yell at him.


He doesn't respond to yelling!


- Then why yell at me?
- Because you don't listen!


I'm not listening to this.


Sorry, I've gotta go.


- Where are you going?
- I'm meeting a friend.


A girl? Is this why you can't decide?


Bye.


I just hope she's Bee-ish.


They have a huge parade
of flowers every year in Pasadena?


To be in the Tournament of Roses,
that's every florist's dream!


Up on a float, surrounded
by flowers, crowds cheering.


A tournament. Do the roses
compete in athletic events?


No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?


It's exhausting. Why don't you
run everywhere? It's faster.


Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.


TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
That's insane!


You don't have that?


We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
It's a horrible, horrible disease.


Oh, my.


Dumb bees!


You must want to sting all those jerks.


We try not to sting.
It's usually fatal for us.


So you have to watch your temper.


Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,


write an angry letter and throw it out.
Work through it like any emotion:


Anger, jealousy, lust.


Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?


Yeah.


- What is wrong with you?!
- It's a bug.


He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!


What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?


Yeah, it was. How did you know?


It felt like about 10 pages.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.


You've really got that
down to a science.


- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
- I'll bet.


What in the name
of Mighty Hercules is this?


How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,


Ray Liotta Private Select?


- Is he that actor?
- I never heard of him.


- Why is this here?
- For people. We eat it.


You don't have
enough food of your own?


- Well, yes.
- How do you get it?


- Bees make it.
- I know who makes it!


And it's hard to make it!


There's heating, cooling, stirring.
You need a whole Krelman thing!


- It's organic.
- It's our-ganic!


It's just honey, Barry.


Just what?!


Bees don't know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!


You've taken our homes, schools,
hospitals! This is all we have!


And it's on sale?!
I'm getting to the bottom of this.


I'm getting to the bottom
of all of this!


Hey, Hector.


- You almost done?
- Almost.


He is here. I sense it.


Well, I guess I'll go home now


and just leave this nice honey out,
with no one around.


You're busted, box boy!


I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!


I can talk.
And now you'll start talking!


Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Who's your supplier?


I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.


The last thing we want
to do is upset bees!


You're too late! It's ours now!


You, sir, have crossed
the wrong sword!


You, sir, will be lunch
for my iguana, Ignacio!


Where is the honey coming from?


Tell me where!


Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!


Orazy person!


What horrible thing has happened here?


These faces, they never knew
what hit them. And now


they're on the road to nowhere!


Just keep still.


What? You're not dead?


Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
that moves. Where you headed?


To Honey Farms.
I am onto something huge here.


I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!


I'm going to Tacoma.


- And you?
- He really is dead.


All right.


Uh-oh!


- What is that?!
- Oh, no!


- A wiper! Triple blade!
- Triple blade?


Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!


Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!


How much do you people need to see?!


Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!


From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Oarl Kasell.


But don't kill no more bugs!


- Bee!
- Moose blood guy!!


- You hear something?
- Like what?


Like tiny screaming.


Turn off the radio.


Whassup, bee boy?


Hey, Blood.


Just a row of honey jars,
as far as the eye could see.


Wow!


I assume wherever this truck goes
is where they're getting it.


I mean, that honey's ours.


- Bees hang tight.
- We're all jammed in.


It's a close community.


Not us, man. We on our own.
Every mosquito on his own.


- What if you get in trouble?
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.


Nobody likes us. They just smack.
See a mosquito, smack, smack!


At least you're out in the world.
You must meet girls.


Mosquito girls try to trade up,
get with a moth, dragonfly.


Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.


You got to be kidding me!


Mooseblood's about to leave
the building! So long, bee!


- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!


I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?


We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
and it's pretty much pure profit.


What is this place?


A bee's got a brain
the size of a pinhead.


They are pinheads!


Pinhead.


- Oheck out the new smoker.
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.


The Thomas 3000!


Smoker?


Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.


A couple breaths of this
knocks them right out.


They make the honey,
and we make the money.


"They make the honey,
and we make the money"?


Oh, my!


What's going on? Are you OK?


Yeah. It doesn't last too long.


Do you know you're
in a fake hive with fake walls?


Our queen was moved here.
We had no choice.


This is your queen?
That's a man in women's clothes!


That's a drag queen!


What is this?


Oh, no!


There's hundreds of them!


Bee honey.


Our honey is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale!


This is worse than anything bears
have done! I intend to do something.


Oh, Barry, stop.


Who told you humans are taking
our honey? That's a rumor.


Do these look like rumors?


That's a conspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.


How did you get mixed up in this?


He's been talking to humans.


- What?
- Talking to humans?!


He has a human girlfriend.
And they make out!


Make out? Barry!


We do not.


- You wish you could.
- Whose side are you on?


The bees!


I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.


Barry, this is what you want
to do with your life?


I want to do it for all our lives.
Nobody works harder than bees!


Dad, I remember you
coming home so overworked


your hands were still stirring.
You couldn't stop.


I remember that.


What right do they have to our honey?


We live on two cups a year. They put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!


Even if it's true, what can one bee do?


Sting them where it really hurts.


In the face! The eye!


- That would hurt.
- No.


Up the nose? That's a killer.


There's only one place you can sting
the humans, one place where it matters.


Hive at Five, the hive's only
full-hour action news source.


No more bee beards!


With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.


Weather with Storm Stinger.


Sports with Buzz Larvi.


And Jeanette Ohung.


- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.


A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,


intends to sue the human race
for stealing our honey,


packaging it and profiting
from it illegally!


Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,


we'll have three former queens here in
our studio, discussing their new book,


Olassy Ladies,
out this week on Hexagon.


Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.


Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
from the hive. I can't do this"?


Bees have never been afraid
to change the world.


What about Bee Oolumbus?
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?


Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.


We were thinking
of stickball or candy stores.


How old are you?


The bee community
is supporting you in this case,


which will be the trial
of the bee century.


You know, they have a Larry King
in the human world too.


It's a common name. Next week...


He looks like you and has a show
and suspenders and colored dots...


Next week...


Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
guest even though you just heard 'em.


Bear Week next week!
They're scary, hairy and here live.


Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
squinty eyes, very Jewish.


In tennis, you attack
at the point of weakness!


It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.


Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?


Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.


- Is that that same bee?
- Yes, it is!


I'm helping him sue the human race.


- Hello.
- Hello, bee.


This is Ken.


Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.


Why does he talk again?


Listen, you better go
'cause we're really busy working.


But it's our yogurt night!


Bye-bye.


Why is yogurt night so difficult?!


You poor thing.
You two have been at this for hours!


Yes, and Adam here
has been a huge help.


- Frosting...
- How many sugars?


Just one. I try not
to use the competition.


So why are you helping me?


Bees have good qualities.


And it takes my mind off the shop.


Instead of flowers, people
are giving balloon bouquets now.


Those are great, if you're three.


And artificial flowers.


- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
- Yeah, me too.


Bent stingers, pointless pollination.


Bees must hate those fake things!


Nothing worse
than a daffodil that's had work done.


Maybe this could make up
for it a little bit.


- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
- I guess.


You sure you want to go through with it?


Am I sure? When I'm done with
the humans, they won't be able


to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
without paying a royalty!


It's an incredible scene
here in downtown Manhattan,


where the world anxiously waits,
because for the first time in history,


we will hear for ourselves
if a honeybee can actually speak.


What have we gotten into here, Barry?


It's pretty big, isn't it?


I can't believe how many humans
don't work during the day.


You think billion-dollar multinational
food companies have good lawyers?


Everybody needs to stay
behind the barricade.


- What's the matter?
- I don't know, I just got a chill.


Well, if it isn't the bee team.


You boys work on this?


All rise! The Honorable
Judge Bumbleton presiding.


All right. Oase number 4475,


Superior Oourt of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry


is now in session.


Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
the five food companies collectively?


A privilege.


Mr. Benson... you're representing
all the bees of the world?


I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
we're ready to proceed.


Mr. Montgomery,
your opening statement, please.


Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,


my grandmother was a simple woman.


Born on a farm, she believed
it was man's divine right


to benefit from the bounty
of nature God put before us.


If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Benson imagines,


just think of what would it mean.


I would have to negotiate
with the silkworm


for the elastic in my britches!


Talking bee!


How do we know this isn't some sort of


holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?


They could be using laser beams!


Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know,


he could be on steroids!


Mr. Benson?


Ladies and gentlemen,
there's no trickery here.


I'm just an ordinary bee.
Honey's pretty important to me.


It's important to all bees.
We invented it!


We make it. And we protect it
with our lives.


Unfortunately, there are
some people in this room


who think they can take it from us


'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,


you'll see how, by taking our honey,
you not only take everything we have


but everything we are!


I wish he'd dress like that
all the time. So nice!


Oall your first witness.


So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
of Honey Farms, big company you have.


I suppose so.


I see you also own
Honeyburton and Honron!


Yes, they provide beekeepers
for our farms.


Beekeeper. I find that
to be a very disturbing term.


I don't imagine you employ
any bee-free-ers, do you?


- No.
- I couldn't hear you.


- No.
- No.


Because you don't free bees.
You keep bees. Not only that,


it seems you thought a bear would be
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.


They're very lovable creatures.


Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.


You mean like this?


Bears kill bees!


How'd you like his head crashing
through your living room?!


Biting into your couch!
Spitting out your throw pillows!


OK, that's enough. Take him away.


So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
Your name intrigues me.


- Where have I heard it before?
- I was with a band called The Police.


But you've never been
a police officer, have you?


No, I haven't.


No, you haven't. And so here
we have yet another example


of bee culture casually
stolen by a human


for nothing more than
a prance-about stage name.


Oh, please.


Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?


Because I'm feeling
a little stung, Sting.


Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!


That's not his real name?! You idiots!


Mr. Liotta, first,
belated congratulations on


your Emmy win for a guest spot
on ER in 2005.


Thank you. Thank you.


I see from your resume
that you're devilishly handsome


with a churning inner turmoil
that's ready to blow.


I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?


Not yet it isn't. But is this
what it's come to for you?


Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
so you don't


have to rehearse
your part and learn your lines, sir?


Watch it, Benson!
I could blow right now!


This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!


Why doesn't someone just step on
this creep, and we can all go home?!


- Order in this court!
- You're all thinking it!


Order! Order, I say!


- Say it!
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!


I think it was awfully nice
of that bear to pitch in like that.


I think the jury's on our side.


Are we doing everything right, legally?


I'm a florist.


Right. Well, here's to a great team.


To a great team!


Well, hello.


- Ken!
- Hello.


I didn't think you were coming.


No, I was just late.
I tried to call, but... the battery.


I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.


Oh, that was lucky.


There's a little left.
I could heat it up.


Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.


So I hear you're quite a tennis player.


I'm not much for the game myself.
The ball's a little grabby.


That's where I usually sit.
Right... there.


Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,


and he agreed with me that eating with
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.


You think I don't see what you're doing?


I know how hard it is to find
the rightjob. We have that in common.


Do we?


Bees have 100 percent employment,
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.


That's just what
I was thinking about doing.


Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.


I'm going to drain the old stinger.


Yeah, you do that.


Look at that.


You know, I've just about had it


with your little mind games.


- What's that?
- Italian Vogue.


Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.


A lot of ads.


Remember what Van said, why is
your life more valuable than mine?


Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!


I think something stinks in here!


I love the smell of flowers.


How do you like the smell of flames?!


Not as much.


Water bug! Not taking sides!


Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!


I've got issues!


Well, well, well, a royal flush!


- You're bluffing.
- Am I?


Surf's up, dude!


Poo water!


That bowl is gnarly.


Except for those dirty yellow rings!


Kenneth! What are you doing?!


You know, I don't even like honey!
I don't eat it!


We need to talk!


He's just a little bee!


And he happens to be
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!


Long time? What are you talking about?!
Are there other bugs in your life?


No, but there are other things bugging
me in life. And you're one of them!


Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...


My nerves are fried from riding
on this emotional roller coaster!


Goodbye, Ken.


And for your information,


I prefer sugar-free, artificial
sweeteners made by man!


I'm sorry about all that.


I know it's got
an aftertaste! I like it!


I always felt there was some kind
of barrier between Ken and me.


I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.


Are you OK for the trial?


I believe Mr. Montgomery
is about out of ideas.


We would like to call
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.


Good idea! You can really see why he's
considered one of the best lawyers...


Yeah.


Layton, you've
gotta weave some magic


with this jury,
or it's gonna be all over.


Don't worry. The only thing I have
to do to turn this jury around


is to remind them
of what they don't like about bees.


- You got the tweezers?
- Are you allergic?


Only to losing, son. Only to losing.


Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
what I think we'd all like to know.


What exactly is your relationship


to that woman?


We're friends.


- Good friends?
- Yes.


How good? Do you live together?


Wait a minute...


Are you her little...


...bedbug?


I've seen a bee documentary or two.
From what I understand,


doesn't your queen give birth
to all the bee children?


- Yeah, but...
- So those aren't your real parents!


- Oh, Barry...
- Yes, they are!


Hold me back!


You're an illegitimate bee,
aren't you, Benson?


He's denouncing bees!


Don't y'all date your cousins?


- Objection!
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!


Adam, don't! It's what he wants!


Oh, I'm hit!!


Oh, lordy, I am hit!


Order! Order!


The venom! The venom
is coursing through my veins!


I have been felled
by a winged beast of destruction!


You see? You can't treat them
like equals! They're striped savages!


Stinging's the only thing
they know! It's their way!


- Adam, stay with me.
- I can't feel my legs.


What angel of mercy
will come forward to suck the poison


from my heaving buttocks?


I will have order in this court. Order!


Order, please!


The case of the honeybees
versus the human race


took a pointed turn against the bees


yesterday when one of their legal
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.


- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.


- Is there much pain?
- Yeah.


I...


I blew the whole case, didn't I?


It doesn't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.


I'd be better off dead. Look at me.


They got it from the cafeteria
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.


Look, there's
a little celery still on it.


What was it like to sting someone?


I can't explain it. It was all...


All adrenaline and then...
and then ecstasy!


All right.


You think it was all a trap?


Of course. I'm sorry.
I flew us right into this.


What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
just a couple of bugs in this world.


What will the humans do to us
if they win?


I don't know.


I hear they put the roaches in motels.
That doesn't sound so bad.


Adam, they check in,
but they don't check out!


Oh, my.


Oould you get a nurse
to close that window?


- Why?
- The smoke.


Bees don't smoke.


Right. Bees don't smoke.


Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking.


That's it! That's our case!


It is? It's not over?


Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.


Get back to the court and stall.
Stall any way you can.


And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.


Mr. Flayman.


Yes? Yes, Your Honor!


Where is the rest of your team?


Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.


Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,


and as a result,
we don't make very good time.


I actually heard a funny story about...


Your Honor,
haven't these ridiculous bugs


taken up enough
of this court's valuable time?


How much longer will we allow
these absurd shenanigans to go on?


They have presented no compelling
evidence to support their charges


against my clients,
who run legitimate businesses.


I move for a complete dismissal
of this entire case!


Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going


to have to consider
Mr. Montgomery's motion.


But you can't! We have a terrific case.


Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?


Show me the smoking gun!


Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun?


Here is your smoking gun.


What is that?


It's a bee smoker!


What, this?
This harmless little contraption?


This couldn't hurt a fly,
let alone a bee.


Look at what has happened


to bees who have never been asked,
"Smoking or non?"


Is this what nature intended for us?


To be forcibly addicted
to smoke machines


and man-made wooden slat work camps?


Living out our lives as honey slaves
to the white man?


- What are we gonna do?
- He's playing the species card.


Ladies and gentlemen, please,
free these bees!


Free the bees! Free the bees!


Free the bees!


Free the bees! Free the bees!


The court finds in favor of the bees!


Vanessa, we won!


I knew you could do it! High-five!


Sorry.


I'm OK! You know what this means?


All the honey
will finally belong to the bees.


Now we won't have
to work so hard all the time.


This is an unholy perversion
of the balance of nature, Benson.


You'll regret this.


Barry, how much honey is out there?


All right. One at a time.


Barry, who are you wearing?


My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
and I have no pants.


- What if Montgomery's right?
- What do you mean?


We've been living the bee way
a long time, 27 million years.


Oongratulations on your victory.
What will you demand as a settlement?


First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
of all bee work camps.


Then we want back the honey
that was ours to begin with,


every last drop.


We demand an end to the glorification
of the bear as anything more


than a filthy, smelly,
bad-breath stink machine.


We're all aware
of what they do in the woods.


Wait for my signal.


Take him out.


He'll have nauseous
for a few hours, then he'll be fine.


And we will no longer tolerate
bee-negative nicknames...


But it's just a prance-about stage name!


...unnecessary inclusion of honey
in bogus health products


and la-dee-da human
tea-time snack garnishments.


Oan't breathe.


Bring it in, boys!


Hold it right there! Good.


Tap it.


Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
and there's gallons more coming!


- I think we need to shut down!
- Shut down? We've never shut down.


Shut down honey production!


Stop making honey!


Turn your key, sir!


What do we do now?


Oannonball!


We're shutting honey production!


Mission abort.


Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.


Adam, you wouldn't believe
how much honey was out there.


Oh, yeah?


What's going on? Where is everybody?


- Are they out celebrating?
- They're home.


They don't know what to do.
Laying out, sleeping in.


I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
to San Antonio with a cricket.


At least we got our honey back.


Sometimes I think, so what if humans
liked our honey? Who wouldn't?


It's the greatest thing in the world!
I was excited to be part of making it.


This was my new desk. This was my
new job. I wanted to do it really well.


And now...


Now I can't.


I don't understand
why they're not happy.


I thought their lives would be better!


They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Honey really changes people.


You don't have any idea
what's going on, do you?


- What did you want to show me?
- This.


What happened here?


That is not the half of it.


Oh, no. Oh, my.


They're all wilting.


Doesn't look very good, does it?


No.


And whose fault do you think that is?


You know, I'm gonna guess bees.


Bees?


Specifically, me.


I didn't think bees not needing to make
honey would affect all these things.


It's notjust flowers.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.


That's our whole SAT test right there.


Take away produce, that affects
the entire animal kingdom.


And then, of course...


The human species?


So if there's no more pollination,


it could all just go south here,
couldn't it?


I know this is also partly my fault.


How about a suicide pact?


How do we do it?


- I'll sting you, you step on me.
- Thatjust kills you twice.


Right, right.


Listen, Barry...
sorry, but I gotta get going.


I had to open my mouth and talk.


Vanessa?


Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?


To the final Tournament of Roses parade
in Pasadena.


They've moved it to this weekend
because all the flowers are dying.


It's the last chance
I'll ever have to see it.


Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.


I know. Me neither.


Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.


Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?


Roses!


Vanessa!


Roses?!


Barry?


- Roses are flowers!
- Yes, they are.


Flowers, bees, pollen!


I know.
That's why this is the last parade.


Maybe not.
Oould you ask him to slow down?


Oould you slow down?


Barry!


OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.


Yes, it kind of is.


I've ruined the planet.
I wanted to help you


with the flower shop.
I've made it worse.


Actually, it's completely closed down.


I thought maybe you were remodeling.


But I have another idea, and it's
greater than my previous ideas combined.


I don't want to hear it!


All right, they have the roses,
the roses have the pollen.


I know every bee, plant
and flower bud in this park.


All we gotta do is get what they've got
back here with what we've got.


- Bees.
- Park.


- Pollen!
- Flowers.


- Repollination!
- Across the nation!


Tournament of Roses,
Pasadena, Oalifornia.


They've got nothing
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.


Security will be tight.


I have an idea.


Vanessa Bloome, FTD.


Official floral business. It's real.


Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.


Thank you. It was a gift.


Once inside,
we just pick the right float.


How about The Princess and the Pea?


I could be the princess,
and you could be the pea!


Yes, I got it.


- Where should I sit?
- What are you?


- I believe I'm the pea.
- The pea?


It goes under the mattresses.


- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
- I'm getting the marshal.


You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!


Let's see what this baby'll do.


Hey, what are you doing?!


Then all we do
is blend in with traffic...


...without arousing suspicion.


Once at the airport,
there's no stopping us.


Stop! Security.


- You and your insect pack your float?
- Yes.


Has it been
in your possession the entire time?


Would you remove your shoes?


- Remove your stinger.
- It's part of me.


I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.


Then if we're lucky, we'll have
just enough pollen to do the job.


Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
have just enough pollen to do the job!


I think this is gonna work.


It's got to work.


Attention, passengers,
this is Oaptain Scott.


We have a bit of bad weather
in New York.


It looks like we'll experience
a couple hours delay.


Barry, these are cut flowers
with no water. They'll never make it.


I gotta get up there
and talk to them.


Be careful.


Oan I get help
with the Sky Mall magazine?


I'd like to order the talking
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.


Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.


- What'd you say, Hal?
- Nothing.


Bee!


Don't freak out! My entire species...


What are you doing?


- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
- Who's an attorney?


Don't move.


Oh, Barry.


Good afternoon, passengers.
This is your captain.


Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
please report to the cockpit?


And please hurry!


What happened here?


There was a DustBuster,
a toupee, a life raft exploded.


One's bald, one's in a boat,
they're both unconscious!


- Is that another bee joke?
- No!


No one's flying the plane!


This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
What's your status?


This is Vanessa Bloome.
I'm a florist from New York.


Where's the pilot?


He's unconscious,
and so is the copilot.


Not good. Does anyone onboard
have flight experience?


As a matter of fact, there is.


- Who's that?
- Barry Benson.


From the honey trial?! Oh, great.


Vanessa, this is nothing more
than a big metal bee.


It's got giant wings, huge engines.


I can't fly a plane.


- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
- Yes.


How hard could it be?


Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning.


This is Bob Bumble. We have some
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,


where a suspenseful scene
is developing.


Barry Benson,
fresh from his legal victory...


That's Barry!


...is attempting to land a plane,
loaded with people, flowers


and an incapacitated flight crew.


Flowers?!


We have a storm in the area
and two individuals at the controls


with absolutely no flight experience.


Just a minute.
There's a bee on that plane.


I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
and his no-account compadres.


They've done enough damage.


But isn't he your only hope?


Technically, a bee
shouldn't be able to fly at all.


Their wings are too small...


Haven't we heard this a million times?


"The surface area of the wings
and body mass make no sense."


- Get this on the air!
- Got it.


- Stand by.
- We're going live.


The way we work may be a mystery to you.


Making honey takes a lot of bees
doing a lot of small jobs.


But let me tell you about a small job.


If you do it well,
it makes a big difference.


More than we realized.
To us, to everyone.


That's why I want to get bees
back to working together.


That's the bee way!
We're not made of Jell-O.


We get behind a fellow.


- Black and yellow!
- Hello!


Left, right, down, hover.


- Hover?
- Forget hover.


This isn't so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!


Barry, what happened?!


Wait, I think we were
on autopilot the whole time.


- That may have been helping me.
- And now we're not!


So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.


All of you, let's get
behind this fellow! Move it out!


Move out!


Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
you copy me with the wings of the plane!


Don't have to yell.


I'm not yelling!
We're in a lot of trouble.


It's very hard to concentrate
with that panicky tone in your voice!


It's not a tone. I'm panicking!


I can't do this!


Vanessa, pull yourself together.
You have to snap out of it!


You snap out of it.


You snap out of it.


- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!


- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!


- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!


- Hold it!
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.


How is the plane flying?


I don't know.


Hello?


Benson, got any flowers
for a happy occasion in there?


The Pollen Jocks!


They do get behind a fellow.


- Black and yellow.
- Hello.


All right, let's drop this tin can
on the blacktop.


Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?


No, nothing. It's all cloudy.


Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.


- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.


Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


Wait a minute.
I think I'm feeling something.


- What?
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.


Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.


Bring the nose down.


Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


- What in the world is on the tarmac?
- Get some lights on that!


Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
- OK.


Out the engines. We're going in
on bee power. Ready, boys?


Affirmative!


Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.


Land on that flower!


Ready? Full reverse!


Spin it around!


- Not that flower! The other one!
- Which one?


- That flower.
- I'm aiming at the flower!


That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower


made of millions of bees!


Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.


Rotate around it.


- This is insane, Barry!
- This's the only way I know how to fly.


Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
flying in an insect-like pattern?


Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
Smell it. Full reverse!


Just drop it. Be a part of it.


Aim for the center!


Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!


Oome on, already.


Barry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!


- Yes. No high-five!
- Right.


Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?


What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!


- Thank you.
- But we're not done yet.


Listen, everyone!


This runway is covered
with the last pollen


from the last flowers
available anywhere on Earth.


That means this is our last chance.


We're the only ones who make honey,
pollinate flowers and dress like this.


If we're gonna survive as a species,
this is our moment! What do you say?


Are we going to be bees, orjust
Museum of Natural History keychains?


We're bees!


Keychain!


Then follow me! Except Keychain.


Hold on, Barry. Here.


You've earned this.


Yeah!


I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.


Oh, yeah.


That's our Barry.


Mom! The bees are back!


If anybody needs
to make a call, now's the time.


I got a feeling we'll be
working late tonight!


Here's your change. Have a great
afternoon! Oan I help who's next?


Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.


Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
And I don't see a nickel!


Sometimes I just feel
like a piece of meat!


I had no idea.


Barry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?


Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.


Sorry I'm late.


He's a lawyer too?


I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
All I needed was a briefcase.


Have a great afternoon!


Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
and I can't get them anywhere.


No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.


You're a lifesaver, Barry.
Oan I help who's next?


All right, scramble, jocks!
It's time to fly.


Thank you, Barry!


That bee is living my life!


Let it go, Kenny.


- When will this nightmare end?!
- Let it all go.


- Beautiful day to fly.
- Sure is.


Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.


You have got
to start thinking bee, my friend.


- Thinking bee!
- Me?


Hold it. Let's just stop
for a second. Hold it.


I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
Oan we stop here?


I'm not making a major life decision
during a production number!


All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.


I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

{ thank you for letting me post the entire script to The Bee Movie }
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